catch shit 

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

catch shit by richard dot com February 26, 2007

Greasy Catfish

The act of slathering butter all over one's pubic region and then proceeding to rub it in another person's face.

Hey man, do you wanna drink a few beers and eat my greasy catfish?

Greasy Catfish by dr. redcone August 3, 2010

Warrior Cats 

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

Warrior Cats by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021

a catch

1. A spectacular find, as in dating or marriage.

2. A golden discovery, as in a bargain or business deal.

3. Home-run-robbing snag made at the outfield wall by a professional baseball player.

1. Wow, I can't believe Sam is dating Melissa...she's quite a catch!

2. I found a used Jeep online the other day...low mileage, great engine, reasonable price...man, what a catch!

3. OH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! He saved a home run with that waffle cone snag! That catch will be on Web Gems tomorrow, folks!

a catch by Rangerfox86 July 31, 2009

catch wood 

Southern slang for erection.

Damn bro, she was at work and I was home sniffing her crotch rot through her pantyhose and just couldn't catch wood.

catch wood by MPatrick January 31, 2008

catdom 

catdom is what we would call it if we would happen to be over run by cats.

oh no we have to bow down to cats thay are so small though.Its catdom.

catdom by Spartian117 April 2, 2009

catcest 

When two or more cats from the same family have sex with each other.

Bob: "Did you see they two cats going at it last night?"

John: "Dude, they where from the same litter, that's catcest!"

Bob: "It was still hot though"

catcest by Jalapenis Dude June 14, 2009