by Kyethryll July 21, 2019
Get the Mr Brownmug. Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collarsmug. by kihfndhskdhnf May 1, 2022
Get the Tansy Brownmug. The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
Get the Brown Spreadmug. by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010
Get the Brown Hockey Maskmug. The brown state is when a brown user goes into an uncontrollable trance where they block out everything and do not know their surroundings. When exiting out of the brown state brown users may suffer from side effects of the brown state. A shorter term for this incident can be simply know as browning out.
by Ninchako January 22, 2020
Get the Brown Statemug. by Bob brown November 27, 2023
Get the Caden brownmug.