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Penis

A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.
I pulled my penis out too early and cummed all over her.
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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Penis

Something I love, you love and we all and often taste very nice
by DJ Roughley May 29, 2021
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Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
by Cam11 September 14, 2019
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Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.
Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.
by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021
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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?
by starry da great February 12, 2025
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Penis

When you have nothing else to say.
by ManDoudBruh April 30, 2021
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Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.
"Please give me and Elephant Penis"
by The Grimm one September 4, 2022
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