shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.

Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.

by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012