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chickenpants 

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.
That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!
chickenpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

Fat chicking it 

1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.
Guy: "Dude, John is really depressed."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."
Fat chicking it by Corbin Omega November 23, 2007

over-chicked 

When a man is with a woman well out of his league he has "over-chicked."
Upon seeing their friend with a perfect 10 chick the guys say, "Man, Henry really over-chicked with his new woman."
over-chicked by Becks and Fede November 7, 2007

chickenmacdew 

what your friend says when he’s high on his couch watching karate kid
Lemme getta chikenmacdew BADABOPBOPBOOO

such a {chickenmacdew}

when chickens drive 

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.
I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!