Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

by MrsWily June 25, 2017

Monkey party

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys

Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party

by waaiayki January 17, 2022

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.

“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”

by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

monkey shaming

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth

Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"

by USAReilly May 13, 2023

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008