Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

I would have shared my drink with her but that brown corona would have made it taste like the inside of her dirty Mexican asshole
by A~Pizzle June 17, 2016

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
by huh1234 September 4, 2009

The most badass man you will ever meet. Loves politics, gets boners that can break glass, could choke out Hulk Hogan, and loves Jackson Paine’s dad. Doesn’t trust the media with anything unless it comes from Ben Shapiro. Always looking for a way to make fun of Kendall Parker and has many homies
by NiBoT November 15, 2018

A psycho bitch that doesn’t know how to fight. She is a cry baby and when it comes to fights she sucks. She is weird and ugly
by Coolcatdancer28 September 9, 2021

OH SO MICHAEL, YOU INSULING ME IN MY CLASS ROOM, AND YOU'RE SWEARING?
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Mr Brown: ABDI, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
by Big Man Abdi November 24, 2020
