Lifesteal SMP

The DEADLIEST minecraft smp with the DEADLIEST players in the most DEADLIEST GAME

the lifesteal smp is very DEADLY

by A a a a a a a a a a May 11, 2022

lifeday

The day between someones birthday and "deathday", also when the deceased should be honored for the life they lived.

If someone was born October 10 and dies October 19 then no matter how many years they lived their lifeday is October 15.

by PaulGuarde April 26, 2011

lifesaver

the act of 5 girls providing oral to one individual with different colored lipsticks.

Man, last night Nisha, Ojal, Pragyamti, Padmaja, and Noor gave me a great lifesaver!

by habib patel January 31, 2009

Lifehouse

Another one of those "alternative rock" bands that has chosen quantity over quality. In other words, Lifehouse has chosen to "sell out" to the Top 40/pop music audience with recyclable radio-friendly hit singles rather than producing unique music of good quality.

Like many of their "sellout" contemporaries, the band's breakout single came in the early 2000s (in Lifehouse's case, "Hanging by a Moment," released in 2001), from which it started catapulting off the success of that song by releasing more hit singles of similar sound and dubious lyrics.

Lifehouse, which is sometimes labeled "Christian rock," consists of Bryce Soderberg, Rick Woolstenhulme Jr., and lead singer Jason Wade. The band was formed in 1999 near Los Angeles, California, USA.

Lifehouse, like a number of other "post-Grunge" bands dating from the late 1990s to present, mass produces radio-friendly hit singles by recycling old melodies and churning out grade school-lyrics.

by pwumavs (new) January 23, 2009

lifeguard

This profession is commonly misconstrued to be related to a worthwhile human existence, one consisting of preventing harm and saving the lives of our fellow human beings. This idea is entirely wrong. The lifeguard can be found sitting, sleeping, laying down, or staring randomly at any pool in the country. Upon close study of this creature, it becomes obvious that while the lifeguard is "scanning" the pool he is actually looking for any sign of a 1000 mile meteor, fireball, thunder, horseman, alien, black hole, and pretty much any sign indicating the end of the world. This can be due to the extreme suicidal nature of every lifeguard. In conclusion, all lifeguards would like everyone to know that anyone entering the pool is subject to immediate hatred and a plethora of death wishes/curses by the lifeguard. Lifeguard Doctrine: person other than lifeguard + pool = suicide

Patron entering pool area: "How are you?"
Lifeguard: "Great, yourself?"
translation- "Great, but do you happen to have a knife, rope, or cyanide pill on you?"
Patron: "fine, just fine"

by sh bloc October 2, 2007

This Lifestyle

What one says after going through a long and hard chain of events.

"Man, I had such a rough night. I got wasted, lost all my clothes, and had to walk home."
"I know dude, this lifestyle!"

by This Life Style October 26, 2005

alternative lifestyle

Being gay.

He lives an alternative lifestyle *cough* hes gay *cough*

by three_sixteen February 13, 2003