by Mr. Hot pocket February 6, 2014
Get the roman hot pocket mug.This is when a man gets in a bathtub with a woman, where both take a shit (diarrhea preferred) in the tub. They proceed to have sexual intercourse in the water amongst the low viscus excretion. After the dead is done, both take turns sipping the bath water with a straw.
"Hey bro, did you see the game last night?"
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
by Fuck Yourself November 13, 2014
Get the Missouri Hot Tub mug.A woman so hot you would fuck her even though shes your sister. Also the range above 10 on the 1-10 scale.
by Bearickson October 27, 2020
Get the Sister fucking hot mug.A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
by Genna May 4, 2004
Get the ball searing hot mug.A master of fine line, pinstriper from California. Has great advice, steady hands, wouldnt want to change anything, loves life and always in a great mood. Will do anything for anyone, loves to help out and just be a kool guy. The one guy who makes a car show come to life. You would NOT want to miss a chance to talk to Von, you will regret it if you dont.
by MeaganLynn975 May 26, 2012
Get the Von Hot Rod mug.The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018
Get the Alabama Hot Pocket mug.Someone who avoids failure on the basis of attractiveness rather than his/her merits. It applies to presentations, oral exams, job interviews where the individual is under-qualified, under-prepared or under-smart but still receives a favourable evaluation because of the individual's appearance.
Heidi: Can you believe Brooke passed her oral after her three day bender in Vegas? I'm surprised she could even form a coherent sentence.
Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail.
It may be extended further,
Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress.
Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail.
Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail.
It may be extended further,
Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress.
Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail.
by ChanduNagre February 13, 2010
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