little dick

A name used to make fun of a male that has a very small penis.
A term used by girls to describe a male they attempted to have sex with.
An unfortunate name for a son of a man named Richard.
Justin Bieber's member.

Sally: "How was your date with the hot guy from accounting?"
Suzie: "You mean little dick? It was a disaster! He is hung like Justin Bieber! I sent him home crying!"

by jsd9632 November 1, 2012

urban dick

Urban dick: Someone who feels the need to explain even the most basic things in full detail to show what an urban dictionary genius they are.

boybeeps: Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate
me: we know what fucking L plates are, you urban dick

by urban dick May 26, 2006

tricky dick

someone who takes advantage of a situation at another's expense

see also "throw under the bus"

guy 1 - hehehe...2 points for me
guy 2 - he's being such a tricky dick

by jp182 May 25, 2006

maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

chicks with dicks

Three words: Best. Porn. Ever.

"Bugger!" he whined, throwing the book down in disgust amongst his pile of dog-eared and semen-encrusted 'Chicks with Dicks' magazines. "I wish George and Tony were here now."

by Typus June 8, 2005

dick rider

someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell

person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider

by sonfa January 18, 2009

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009