people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already
"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

when people talk past tense about something that happen(s/ed) and repeat the word 'do' in a sentence and automatically you think of poop. if you just said do once the sentence would mean exactly the same thing and may even need fewer words but by adding a do to a do it makes the focus on poo which is a specific thing to do, do you think? so it's ok to giggle or laugh or offer a tissue when someone talks and says do do
i know you say you dont eat poop but you do do that -vs - i know you say you don't eat poop but you do
by urbandodo January 19, 2020

by dodhelvete September 27, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025


My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

by scotty deets September 2, 2008
