Stone in my shoe

A "stone in my shoe" or "stone in the shoe" is something or someone who is causing severe irritation and creating problems for you.

In the movie Godfather, "I got a stone in my shoe, Mr. Corleone. A two-bit punk who works for me."
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.

Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.

by JonSwift September 26, 2019

raise my roof

When a girl gets on her knees and literally sucks your dick so hard she drains the life force out your body.

It's when she gets on her knees and goes for your dick while she suck on your nuts at the same time moving the tounge counter-clockwise exactly every 7 seconds

Aye bitch get in the position and raise my roof

by Sultan August 27, 2019

rustles my jimmies

When something rustles your jimmies, it annoyed you or made you slightly angry.

Person 1: I can't believe Chipotle ran out of black beans!
Person 2: I know! That really rustles my jimmies.

by the only frito left in the bag June 4, 2018

Lost my Lid

To be used to describe when one is at breaking point and about to lose your mind

that twat called 3 times asking the same fucking question...I lost my lid and told him to fuck off

by Scratchy McBastard February 6, 2020

suck my bbc

It means suck my big black cock

Ay yo bitch suck my BBC

by anonymous November 25, 2020

concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020