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Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.
Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"
by H311o January 30, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
mugGet the dry nuttingmug.

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
mugGet the Coco-Nut Milkmug.

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
mugGet the Nuts on the tablemug.

No Nut November

Dang it’s No Nut November !!
by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone
DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad
by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021
mugGet the nut wadmug.

Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
mugGet the Poop Nutmug.

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