wiggly wiggly what

What you say when you hear something really crazy or wicked but also a little on confused about what you heard.

Greg: Hey Doug, I'm gonna for hang gliding tomorrow while riding a shark with cat ear off the side of Mt. Everest

Doug: Wiggly Wiggly What.

by Crimin47 December 2, 2017

that's what she said

A saying that dirty people made up to say in normal situations to act as a not-so-normal situation.

You're probably confused. Just look at the examples :)

birthday kid: i'll blow all of them at once!
invited friend: that's what she said

School Teacher: Stop talking and get back to work, boys
student: that's what she said

Struggling math student: it's so hard T^T
top of the class student: that's what she said

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

It is what it is

Acceptance of the inevitable and what you have no control over.

"My wife is suing me for divorce."
"Well, it is what it is."

by wordlady1 March 2, 2018

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.

Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!

After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!

by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018

turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018