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Lifers

High school couples who have been together for several months and act like they are married.
"Those lifers are at the same spot every day. If I have to witness any more PDA, it's more than likely that my corneas will suffer irreversible damage."
by misfitzy December 27, 2005
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lifeguard

A real lifeguard works at the beach and keeps people safe from the ocean, not to be confused with a pool lifeguard who sits around and does nothing all summer. Best, and easiest job on the planet. However, there is alot of downtime flooded by hours upon hours of boredom, silence, and isolation. Making $10000 in a summer isn't too shabby when all you do is chase after the most beautiful women in the world, aquire great communication skills, interacting with the public while keeping them safe..and oh ya the best part, rescuing people in huge surf and being a hero. Nothing feels better than someone thanking you for saving their life. We deal with huge waves, broken necks and bones, we are all in great shape, we pull your fat tourist asses out of the water, and change people's lives by saving them. The coolest people you'll ever meet is are ocean lifeguards. They put their lives at risk, to save yours.
Did you hear about the guy at wedge that died?

Did you hear about the ballsy lifeguard that went out to rescue that guy?

It was 25ft.. holy shit that lifeguard is insane!
by anbol October 20, 2010
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lifestyle

very, very cheap condoms
hold on baby... you're crawling with diseases, so i'm gonna put on a lifestyles
by T January 15, 2005
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lifer

Someone who, despite forces to the otherwise, continues doing something for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: "That dude is 45 and he is *still* skateboarding?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."
by lone sentry December 21, 2007
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LifeKnight

Come on people, simply stating the obvious on some random site isn't gonna do much good. Ignore him, if he's that irritating.
He's only 13 for crying out loud...
by Dawnshine May 17, 2004
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Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.
everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'
by Beej July 19, 2003
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Lifeguard

The sexual act of the man having an orgasm on the woman's nose and then spreading it around, like a lifeguard would wear sunscreen.
"I totally pulled the Lifeguard on this chick last night."
by E.A.W.D.mike February 7, 2009
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