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five finger ballet 

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).
Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

paper finger 

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.
Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.
paper finger by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010

rosy fingered dawn 

the act of inserting three or more fingers's into a menstruating woman's vagina, so that when they are removed they are reddish or pinkish in color
She was bitching all last night about her period cramps but the rosy fingered dawn I woke her with helped them subside for a while.

ugly finger 

The finger which is covered by a wedding ring on an attractive women.
I saw a smoking hot babe at the grocery store yesterday, but I didnt talk to her because her ugly finger was too ugly.
ugly finger by bovy April 13, 2014

chineese finger trap 

A man or woman of loose morals, whom takes it from both ends simultaneously.
Last night Jon and I turned that bar slute into a Chineese finger trap.

Huckleberry Finger

The act of taking home a girl and watching The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn while arousing her vagina using one or both hands.
"I took this girl back home and we watched Huckleberry Finn. I was Huckleberry fingering her before Papa was even introduced."
"She started closing her eyes and pretending I was Jim while I Huckleberry fingered her."