ass up

the more vulgar form of shutup now.

bob:didn't you say you'd pay me back today???
ann:no, i sed tomorrow
bob:liz, didnt ann say she'd pay me back today
liz:umm...yea...she said that to me too
bob:i'ma need your broke ass to pay me back...now ass up.

*note-ass up can also be said as ass the hell up to add more emphasis to the fry or burn that just took place or it can be said as ass the fuck up to add EVEN MORE emphasis and make sed fry or burn even more epic...
just have fun with it

by pootytrained February 10, 2009

ass-clap

An ass-clap is the proper term for a the following action.

You see your best friend. You proceed to high-five your best friend. As your palms connect, continue on to slap your friend on the ass cheek. Proceed to bask in the awkward awesomeness.

Great for making a pass at your straight/gay teammates after a score.

Also the ultimate show of complete adjustment to your friend and the ultimate hand-shake/high-five no one dare copy.

VOLLEYBALL/ BASKETBALL/VIDEO GAMES/ANY GAMES

Ambiguously Gay Friend 1: HELLZ YEAH, SCORE!!

Ambiguously Gay Friend 2: ASS-CLAP!

by lightningbaroness May 8, 2010

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 11, 2006

ass-boy

A person thatis extemely ass, ghey and mean at the same time. This person should be banished from society because they are worse than lepers.

Matt Lee and Dan Nguyen are such ass-boys.
Dan don't be so ass-boy.

by The Ultimate Ass-Boy January 16, 2003

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass crack

The crack of your ass also known as the anus (you know where shit comes out of)

Yo man your crack smells worse than Nick's body odor!!!!!!!!!!

by Vanilla_Ice January 26, 2005