Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 27, 2021

Blair Witch

When in an online video game, you or someone else, has either disconnected or your controller has died and as a result you are looking directly in a corner/wall with your back turned out.

I was playing COD the other day when I saw someone on the enemy team Blair Witching in a corner.

by Deeeyeceekay June 27, 2021

Witch Stew

When you cum in a gaping vagina hole and mix it around with your penis.

Sorry she can't come today, she is still recovering from the Witch Stew I gave her last night!

by UnderpantsPatrol August 9, 2022

Scarlet Witch Era

The point in your life where you've been pushed around by people and by life well past your limit, so you decide that enough is enough, you're going to focus on yourself and your goals, give people the same energy they give you, and you no longer care if you become or be looked at as the villain. This usually happens well after you've tried to be reasonable. You can go in and out of this era, but this era is usually an intense one.

Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.

Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.

Nat: Hey, what happened to Lydia? She was so sweet and kind. Now she's acting like a villain.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?

Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.

by infinitygauntletwitch August 13, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Witch

Woman with personality, strong and powerful. Usually used by the patriarchy as an insult. The truth is that it's an honour be called like that.

— I don't like her, she's untameable.
+ She's a witch.

by I'm one of those September 1, 2022