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Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.
Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"
by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006
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j weiner

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.
by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009
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al gray weight

during workouts when you dont want to go full out you can just go al grey weight usually 50-100lbs less that your normal routine
dude, i jacked it four times last night, and my arm is tired. i'll just go al gray weight today.
by Ethan Potter February 26, 2008
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Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
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weight of silence

term referring to the refusal of recognizing one's responsibility to communicate when it is crucial to do so
She was unwilling to speak, leaving me the burdening weight of silence.
by CHYK January 29, 2005
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areal weight

The weight of fiber per unit area (width times length) of tape or fabric. Term typically used in the composites industry.
"That fabric has an areal weight of .2 psi."
by the_grad June 21, 2005
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weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth
"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"
by glenn davis May 17, 2008
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