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nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
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homework- 5,000 page essay on the Great Depression, study chemistry notes for test tomorrow, 3 pages of work for algebra, study for ACT, go over new basketball plays for state championship, and google classroom assignment for English.
me- “i wanna die”
homework- 5,000 page essay on the Great Depression, study chemistry notes for test tomorrow, 3 pages of work for algebra, study for ACT, go over new basketball plays for state championship, and google classroom assignment for English.
me- “i wanna die”
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Get the Wanked Out mug.Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
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Get the She wants the D mug.Wanna One is a south korean boy group under YMC entertainment through the hit survival show " Produce 101 season 2". the top 11 of these trainees make up Wanna One.
they are Kang Daniel(rank 1, "daddy", sexy and cute), Park Jihoon(rank 2, wink boy, jeojang), Lee Daehwi(rank 3, half of jinhwi, cute maknae), Kim Jaehwan(rank 3, high-note king, psychopath, Mr 2m39cm), Ong Seongwoo(rank 5, slate representative, funny guy), Park Woojin(rank 6, reversal charm, savage, official VJ, laughter that can kill), Lai Guanlin(rank 7, taiwan boy, "swaggy rapper", savage maknae), Yoon Jisung(rank 8, umma, fairy, *claps), Hwang Minhyun(rank 9, Nu'est, hwang CEO, appa, real life boyfriend), Bae Jinyoung(rank 10, other half of jinhwi, deep dark, tak tak), Ha Sungwoon(rank 11, HOTSHOT, immo, underrated visual, angel voice)
they will be making their debut on 7 August 2017 with their first mini album "1x1=1". they also will have a reality program called Wanna One Go which shows them in their dorm life as well as other challenges.
they are Kang Daniel(rank 1, "daddy", sexy and cute), Park Jihoon(rank 2, wink boy, jeojang), Lee Daehwi(rank 3, half of jinhwi, cute maknae), Kim Jaehwan(rank 3, high-note king, psychopath, Mr 2m39cm), Ong Seongwoo(rank 5, slate representative, funny guy), Park Woojin(rank 6, reversal charm, savage, official VJ, laughter that can kill), Lai Guanlin(rank 7, taiwan boy, "swaggy rapper", savage maknae), Yoon Jisung(rank 8, umma, fairy, *claps), Hwang Minhyun(rank 9, Nu'est, hwang CEO, appa, real life boyfriend), Bae Jinyoung(rank 10, other half of jinhwi, deep dark, tak tak), Ha Sungwoon(rank 11, HOTSHOT, immo, underrated visual, angel voice)
they will be making their debut on 7 August 2017 with their first mini album "1x1=1". they also will have a reality program called Wanna One Go which shows them in their dorm life as well as other challenges.
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