2 definitions by Charbear-Hodgedawg

Bulb Wanker

A vehicle which is being driven on the road whilst having at least one light bulb out.

Fucking bulb wanker! (At this point you will flash your full beam at the offender.)

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 4, 2011

Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.

FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 4, 2011