take so long

to take so long means to spend a lot of time to do something.

in a shoe-shop

customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.

by SmP. October 27, 2007

Take a Maurice

Take a dump after you immediately enter a building

Wow - I just got back from lunch. I can't do any work, I gotta take a Maurice first.

by ckilborn November 22, 2010

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

take that L

accepting your loss

Come on Jake she just won't go to prom with you take that L

by OptimisticTurtle September 19, 2016

take shots

To point out one's faults (appearance, finances, etc.) in a challenging manner. (Similar to roasting)

Person 1: Bruh, go home and fix that damn hairline. Batman symbol lookin' ass.

Person 2: Oh shit, he tryna take shots!

by A Peruvian dragon June 2, 2016

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

take to school

1.To show someone how it's done.
2.Beat someone in a competition.
3.Prove someone wrong.

Well, Quentin, you beat him 5-0, you really took him to school.

by Container October 9, 2003