JoTony's definitions

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

dugly

Dog Ugly; someone (male or female) who is as ugly as a dog's ass.

"Mate, your mother is making out with that really REALLY ugly guy again. He is seriously dugly"

by JoTony August 24, 2014

Facking

Having sex whilst really tired; "fucking while knackered"

I often fall asleep while we are facking; I just can't deal with sex when I'm so tired

by JoTony November 11, 2014