Definitions by JoTony

Facking 

Having sex whilst really tired; "fucking while knackered"

I often fall asleep while we are facking; I just can't deal with sex when I'm so tired

Facking by JoTony November 11, 2014

dugly

Dog Ugly; someone (male or female) who is as ugly as a dog's ass.

"Mate, your mother is making out with that really REALLY ugly guy again. He is seriously dugly"

dugly by JoTony August 24, 2014

Take me to the lighthouse 

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

Take me to the lighthouse by JoTony July 9, 2014