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toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.
Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.
by Sbden12 May 20, 2023
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fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls
"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"
by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024
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weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?
"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"
by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015
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Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023
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Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.
by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023
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Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.
Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!
by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025
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Weiner

Is means Weiner
The man:Stop littering,Weiner?
Evil dude: What? So I can save the turtles? Hell nah, I’m still gon litter bitch
by Mymummeanddad July 10, 2019
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