tired

not moving from your position or activity to kill an annoying bug that is pisssing the shit out of you but are too tired to kill the motherfucker

sitting at the computer and not killing the bug: cus you're so damn tired (or stoned/hungover)

tired by Guan De Lupé May 24, 2010

Tired Tears 

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

Tired Tears by seashells1221 January 5, 2012

Tired Balls 

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

Tired Balls by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

Tired old raisin 

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

Tired old raisin by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS) by ejo10 January 6, 2012

nigga tired

When you eat to much and then you get sleepy.

Becky; damn i ate so much now im nigga tired

Examples - how you feel after a huge family meal

nigga tired by xxflashtime January 8, 2017

Inflate your tires 

What Barack Obama suggest all Americans do instead of allowing for more oil drilling.

"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy," Obama said. "Making sure your tires are properly inflated – simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling – if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You'd actually save just as much!"

Inflate your tires - the Messiah at work!

Inflate your tires by Personal Responsibility via FR September 28, 2008