Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on

Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter

by Rob_11 April 13, 2016

gidy tiddie

when you insert the penis into the nipple and rip their boob open, can be done to male or female as long as they got tiddies.

man 1: Hey did you hear about that new Gidy Tiddie victim? man 2: Yeah I hear the girl bleed to death with her tiddies ripped to pieces.

by The Gidy Tiddie Monster 666 April 7, 2017

splittin' tiddies

Waisting time

Jim was totally splittin' tiddies when he masturbated instead of doing his calculus homework

by Turtler April 20, 2017

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018