thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

thick

She’s fat, bro. Just fat.

“I’m as small and thick as they come.” -a short fattie

by bomaidy April 3, 2019

Slim thick

A skinny muscle toned man with a big shaboynkin.

I told my friends my boyfriend is slim thick.

by KaylaRoo32 April 7, 2019

Thick

strong big jacked but has a nice size gut Bc he loves foot more than a 6pack

Yo that kid on the bench press is thick as fuck

by Big vin2890 May 31, 2019

Down with the thickness

Indicating an individual that is attracted to a person of thick/health proportions.

Pookie: "Yo...that chick is phat! Look at that ASS! I am so down with the thickness."

by guruerror September 25, 2019

Thick It

when you provide too much information; adding information that is more likely to cause harm than good

I can't believe George told his wife that his ex-girlfriend was going to be at the work retreat this weekend! His wife already suspects she's not an ex- and I warned him - don't thick it!

by Mensa Madness October 11, 2019

Thick

Most commonly, thick is a term used to describe someone who’s not skinny, but not fat either. They usually have large boobs or a large ass, and are proportionated like an hourglass. It is also spelled “thicc” at times.

Thick can also be used as a synonym for stupid, and is usually used as a slang term in the UK and other surrounding areas.

“Damn, did you see how thick that girl is? I want a piece of that ass!”

“Are you thick? Why would you think such a stupid thing?”

by mehemily September 5, 2019