When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.
by marklar July 23, 2004
Get the Halloween Surprise mug.MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
by mrs. harris November 6, 2007
Get the surprise party mug.While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina
by Jboydabs March 2, 2015
Get the Tuna Surprise mug.When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
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Get the Porky surprise mug.When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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