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Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.
"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"
by marklar July 23, 2004
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surprise party

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
I threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!
by mrs. harris November 6, 2007
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Tuna Surprise

While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina
I gave her the ol' tuna surprise last night
by Jboydabs March 2, 2015
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Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
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Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity
"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"
by Porkey hog December 26, 2013
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Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.
I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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