A woman you wouldn't typically take home but you're too inebriated to know better. Then in the morning you put her in the trunk so nobody sees you with them.
by Socially Unacceptable May 31, 2016
Get the trunk womanmug. by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009
Get the Grumpy Womanmug. 
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018
Get the windmill womanmug. To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.
by ripcityswagger September 12, 2010
Get the pretty womanmug. A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018
Get the Crusty womanmug. “Are you kidding me?”, “That’s so stupid!”, *loses argument* “You know what I don’t care anymore” That’s is a typical woman
by arcade32 February 22, 2021
Get the typical womanmug.