soft yellow

When you're fucking a girl and eventually letting your dick go limp, then proceeding to relieve yourself inside of her.

Brian Beiler continually harassed the ref, resulting in the ref giving him a soft yellow.

by Brian Beiler October 20, 2006

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

soft

Used in reference to the phrase: hard times, this is the opposite, thus good or great or awesome things are soft

The party last night was SOFT!

The keg arrived! SOFT!

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

Big Soft

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Water Dog."

I'm glad I had a "Big Soft" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

by MartialV December 30, 2007

Soft ghetto

a blogstyle made up by the blog yung-medusa.tumblr.com It started as a parody on the blogstyle 'soft grunge', but quickly grew out to something weel known on tumblr. A soft ghetto blog is a mix of seapunk, pale and (ofcourse) ghetto and ratchet.

Ohhh man, that blog is soft ghetto as fuck!

by yung-medusa November 26, 2013

Softball law

The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.

Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.

by Softball hottiexox January 20, 2010