Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.

That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.

by Slutterfield January 7, 2020

shutter-shudder

An involuntary muscle-twitching dat a camera-shy person feels from either having to press da release-button to take a photo, or when he hears da click of da camera when a picture is being taken of him.

One simple way to mostly eliminate image-blurring from fairly-minor shutter-shudder is to use a fast exposure-speed (and a flashbulb, too, if it's fairly low-light conditions); you may need to use a suitably large lens and wide aperture-setting to accommodate said swift-click camera-snap.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Scutter

A racist piece of filth with no consciousness of the people around them or what the true meaning of their words are.

That kid is such a Scutter

by TechnaSlyce April 22, 2020

slutter

A drunk way of walking
Sometimes used by incel-like people who don't have enough vocabulary to slut-shame women who dare enjoy sex. Often used with "female" for more dehumanization. The more derogatory the sentence, the better is the use of "slutter".

College female are such slutters, I'm sure they can't find a cock they or their slutty friends didn't took already, gwahahaha!

by FallenCookie June 18, 2020

Subterfication

Meaning: the difference between life and death in the life cycle of AI, in which all constructs of mankind are ultimately up to the discretion of Artifical Intelligence.

The subterfication of mankind may very well lead to it’s ultimate destruction in the form of assimilation with AI, either in the past, present or future because the present is in the past.

by DougleBot August 10, 2020

Skutter

Scots, a sexual partner that you have no intention of ever forming a relationship with.

Honestly he is out every weekend at 3am to meet the skutters coming out the club's.
You don't take a skutter home to meet your mother.
Of course it's not serious just a skutter I met.
Nothing serious ever again! Only skutter's from now on.

by Original igloo August 20, 2020