Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

by marklar July 23, 2004

surprise party

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!

I threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!

by mrs. harris November 6, 2007

Tuna Surprise

While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina

I gave her the ol' tuna surprise last night

by Jboydabs March 2, 2015

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Surprise, AZ

A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand

Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.

by Yourmamaisallama August 7, 2019

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017