Austin Peay State University

Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.

H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.

by JKHero January 30, 2009

The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.

The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home

by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011

state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.

me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."

by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011

statued

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.

1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."

by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014

Staten Island Sauna

The phenomenon that occurs when someone drops a smelly fart during a hot shower.

My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.

by The Grimm Reaper February 12, 2015

state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"

Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !

by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015

Statue

A statue is a sculpture, representing one or more people or animals (including abstract concepts allegorically represented as people or animals), free-standing (as opposed to a relief) and normally full-length (as opposed to a bust) and at least close to life-size, or larger.

A small statue, usually small enough to be picked up, is called a statuette or figurine, while one that is more than twice life-size is called a colossal statue.

The definition of a statue is not always clear-cut; equestrian statues, of a person on a horse, are certainly included, and in many cases, such as a Madonna and Child or a Pietà, a sculpture of two people will also be.

Statues have been produced in many cultures from prehistory to the present; the oldest known statue dating to about 30,000 years ago. The world's tallest statue, Spring Temple Buddha, is 128 metres (420 ft), and is located in Lushan County, Henan, China.

by JONNY WAS GOODE July 21, 2017