Purple Squirrel

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

rabid squirrel

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

by shaggy October 26, 2003

squirrel

What poor gays who can't afford gerbils use.

Their garbage can is full of dead squirrels, what are those gay guys up too ? If the PETA people find out how many squirrels have died in that gay bar they would burn the place down. I believe in live and let live but this squirrel abuse it too much.

by benthere March 6, 2008

squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

by robbie March 10, 2005

Squirreling

To go out looking for your nut, and getting your nut from a female preferably.

Last night me and Tom went squirreling but couldn't find any females.

by Philippes April 22, 2011

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

squirrel

Gray or red bushy-tailed rodent.

My pet squirrel has been featured on the Trident commercials.

by Saints September 24, 2003