slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 7, 2021

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

Slurge

When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.

I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.

by Raimboe September 13, 2017

Slurp-a-derp

The act of smoking a bong.

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp

by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

drunken slur

A statement that is garbled and doesn't make very much sense

(bob) i have to go water the sink
(sam) shut your drunken slur

by xMackieProx May 9, 2011

All American Slurp

When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."

by KEKlan December 14, 2016