Brother Snooge

A friend, brother, partner that will never be lost no matter what happens

Tyler is my brother snooge and i forgive him

by Matty Snooge October 19, 2010

baby snooze

a snooze that is within the time limit of 15 minutes, many times not even a snooze at all, just a closing of the eyes to block out any ignance in the room, or other rooms close by, can be taken at any time of the day/night, on any piece of furniture, even a computer chair

Kyle: Quit being ignant.

Alex: F*** off I'm taking a baby snooze..

by highflyincondor February 28, 2011

Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..

Cock snooze

by Impento June 21, 2014

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

Snuggly snooze

Taking a nap while embracing a loved one or pet.

Nah, I'm not up for dinner. Just gonna snuggly snooze with the cat.

by cheddarcheeselog August 18, 2016