skated

Hockey term. Used when someone is hit, usually in the throat, by the blade of a tripped player's skate.

person 1: Oh my god! That player just got skated!
person 2:Yeah, well, he wasn't on OUR team.

by escapeartist May 18, 2009

skate

:weight of a sac of chronic - 1/8 ounce (3.5 grams) usually 40$ for average quality.

aYo Martinez, I need a skate of your most dank purp, don't be selling me that mexi-swag...I want the chronic.

by this is adUb son June 29, 2006

Skate around the Block

A term for oral. also a term like eating out.

Girl: Sucks a guys dick.
Guy: Sucks a girl's pussy.

unless you're gay... but then, well ya know, vice versa.

2. When one partner makes the other horney and wants the other to have an orgasm.

Girl: "Hey baby, Can I skate around your block?"
Guy: "I think I wanna eat out for lunch.."

lol

Guy 1: How far have you gotten, dude?
Guy 2: I can skate around the block.
Guy 1: that's fuckin awesome!

by N.G.4LiFe-fAtAsSgHeTtObOoTiE July 27, 2007

skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

skate

(verb) A co-worker/salesperson who steals your sale behind your back.

"That guy is a fu*king skate so watch your back."

by Mike June 8, 2004

skate

anyone with anything to do with p****y fc,fish fucking inbreds of the shit hole of portsmuff.

by the way skates if you were doubting,there can be only one team in our county and we're the one so fuck the pompey scum. you skate bastards,you skate bastards.

by sfc1885 December 27, 2003

skater

a person who enjoys skating. it is actually a rule that you are not allowed to be called a skater if you have ever said "sk8er" or "sk8"

skater 1: hey, i almost nailed a double kickflip this time!

skater 2: awsome! i still cant get it.

skater 3: hey! whats up ma sk8er bros!

skater 1 and 2: fuck off...

by mini-logo July 28, 2006