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Noun.

A Boat

German card game

Bulgarian TV Channel

Skat River - River in Bulgaria

Danish Tax Office

Adj.

Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces

Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".
'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'
by Liasha November 12, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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taking a shit in someones mouth and having them eat it
I love getting a big load of skat in my mouth its so good.
by skat eater September 20, 2003
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When you arenโ€™t skinny enough to be classed as skinny but not fat enough to be classed as fat -skinny fat (skat)
omg robyn we are so skat eating all this food
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Taking a steamy shit on someone chest, or in their mouth for pleasure. And if the moment calls for it, making them eat it.
Not into super extreme life styles/bedroom styles(skat, fisting, public demonstrations, expiditions, water sports)
by Rettags January 25, 2007
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to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools
T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.
by Vanessa M! April 04, 2008
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