Skat

Noun.

A Boat

German card game

Bulgarian TV Channel

Skat River - River in Bulgaria

Danish Tax Office

Adj.

Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces

Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".

'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'

by Liasha November 12, 2008

Skat

–noun
1. the sexual fetish of having someone defecate into ones mouth

2. slang word referring to act of leaving an area immediately

3. a card game for three players

4. a Scottish slang word referring to a beer

5. an A capella voice optical one sings with their own expressed rhythm

"I don't want to talk about poop because they're going to think I'm interested in skat, and I'm not!"

by Gianna Da Vinci February 22, 2011

Skat

Skat is the term used for all fecal matter. Skat games involve using fecal matter in a sexual gradificational way not limiting to just the mouth but the entire body.

Although water sportsare fun, I don't do skat games cuz I don't want to get any peanuts stuck in my belly button.

by M.Wilson September 21, 2005

Skat

Skat- A slutty or skanky type of girl with no class, and that is very awkard in social situations with her sluttiness.

Did you see Denise tonight, Yea what a skat.

by bill ponderosa September 29, 2010

Skat

The art of taking a shit on someone as an aphrodisiac, which is a delicate act that requires a lot of finesse.

At the homecoming dinner, megan exclaimed, "I skat in your nostrils last night!"

"I skat?"

by MikeHunt69 July 17, 2007

Skat

Though "skat singing" is popular in jazz culture, "skat" by itself is the past-tense word for the verb "skeet." In essence, it means "ejaculated."

"Dude I skat all over her face without even warning her!"

by Hispanic Causing Panic May 02, 2009

Skat

Verb used to describe the act of taking a dump on a persons chest for pleasure.

Christ I love skatting on your sister dude.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003