Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024

Semen Demon

Noun, A dark entity consumed by the insiatiabke urge to gargle all the cum in the universe and other multiverses.

"Oh no there A Semen Demon draining my love eggs, pack your dick n balls and rum for your sperm count Aaaaaarghh!!!!

by dick chesse May 18, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

sneaky semen

Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it

He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012