boy racer

A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.

Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.

by Electric_blues September 14, 2008

PC Master Race

The complete idiots of the gaming world. If you thought console fanboys were bad, think again. Though not all of them are bad, the majority are.

Person 1: Sweet! I got a Super Nintendo!
PC Fuckboy: OMG GAY CONSOLES SUCK ASS EWW THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE SHIT MY PC CAN RUN GTA 5 3000 FPS MAX SETTINGS BITCH PC MASTER RACE
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by Error 0x0 December 6, 2018

Racebender

Movies or TV series based on other fiction or history where the race of a character are non-Caucasian but are cast with Caucasian actors. Coined to describe the movie The Last Airbender where clearly asian characters of the anime series Avatar The Last Airbender are cast with white actors.

Avatar The Last Racebender was a terrible movie which had the main character Aang played by a white kid.

The Karate Kid remake does not count as a racebender, since the whole story was altered.

Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer wearing blackface was the first racebender.

by spacechampion July 5, 2010

Racer chaser

Someone who chases after people who drive races cars for a living or fun

Dang that girl is a racer chaser alright she was just all over #20 last week npw shes going to #53 this week that's low

by Racer chaser October 3, 2016

The Amazing Race

The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.

You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!

by Eugenecist January 11, 2013

race

BLONDE RACE yellow people)
To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians.
Blonde race

by CrissyU July 25, 2006

Race baiting

To use feelings over logic to manipulate people's feelings on certain racial arbitrary which then conceeds people to express there feelings on black lives matters and other races/racial stands.

Blm is a race baiting organization that uses violence to spread it's opinions.

by Addmeontwitinstalol December 5, 2017