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The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.
You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!
by Eugenecist January 11, 2013
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