phono

another word for phone, but used only when out of it and tired

"Hey i need to use the phono John!" Tim said half awake.

by L-I-N-D-S-E-Y November 25, 2005

PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who is notified he/she is losing their job and is given 60 days or so to get out--during which time their office is cleaned out, support services and admin staff discontinued and there is TOTAL avoidance by all other employees--as if they'd catch the disease!

Pfizer always puts a P before f-words: eg, Pfun, Pfuture, Pfinance, etc. Or a PF before any other word it likes. Cute that way.

"PFLEPER," though originating at Pfizer, can also be applied to any fired employee anywhere.

Have you heard about David? He's really down. Everyone's treating him like a real PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper).
And the Zoloft and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

by wyeth October 1, 2009

Phonophobic

Avoiding answering the phone at home when telemarketers call or when your caller ID reveals someone you just simply haven't got the energy to talk to.

I don't want to talk to them, so I'll let it go to voicemail as I'm phonophobic tonight

by Jasperdistra November 25, 2010

inky poonon

an old icky vagina which has crap in it

Eww, i saw and inky poonon yesterday and i turned tailed and ran.

by ryan, mike and anthony June 30, 2009

Phonosexual

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

Pronouns

The most confusing, sometimes normal, weird things. Some of them make you want to say “WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE THOSE PRONOUNS”

David: Hey Jessie, what are your pronouns?
Jessie: Oh! I go by They/Demon/Demonself/we/wer/Star/Starself pronouns!
David: WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL 😀

by DDARKY December 17, 2021

Eldrich-horror-pronouns

Eldrich horror pronoun, also known as /, is a set of pronouns that work in a peculiar way, for example

You cannot say their name, nor use any other pronoun like He/him she/her, you have to give clues to the recipient for them to figure out who you're talking about

If you want to say something about or to a person with eldrich horror pronouns, you have to use sheakspearan english.

Oh thou, whomst've demolished this crook, answser my prayers, aid me in battle

-Jeez if you want me to help you pass that level you could have said so

But you have the Eldrich-horror-pronouns!

-Oh,

by AnimeHere November 15, 2021