2 definitions by Jasperdistra

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Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe
A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes
by Jasperdistra September 27, 2010
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Avoiding answering the phone at home when telemarketers call or when your caller ID reveals someone you just simply haven't got the energy to talk to.
I don't want to talk to them, so I'll let it go to voicemail as I'm phonophobic tonight
by Jasperdistra November 23, 2010
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