Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Poseyese Lick

When Posey sees toes that she likes so the licks them dry.

Posey really does those Poseyese Licks. Have you seen her do a Goombap or Goomboop?

by Goomba420 February 14, 2023

pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022

Poddywoddle

(n.) a person who is enter very specific information about a person here; used usually for insults when you can't think of anything.

1: Dude, you're such a poddywoddle
2: What's that mean
1: You're someone who is stupidly tall and sleeps with a tickle-me-elmo doll on your face

by -notapplicable April 18, 2023

poddy

Poddy: Gen Z argot term for 'podcast'.

SHAZZ: The new episode of Beekeepers, Banjos and Spliffs has dropped and it's totally chill.

BERNARD: So like what's that then?

SHAZZ: Mate, where you bin? It's *the* best poddy on
stoner apiarist bluegrass going!

by anonymous August 5, 2024

pokeyball

gun/pole

“He lucky ian got that pokeyball with me”

by globgobgabgalab August 17, 2024