Parashrooming

The act of hunting mushrooms whilst out with your paraglider.

We've walked all the way up the hill and the wind is just too strong to fly, but - ooh - we may as well do some parashrooming.

Shit - I broke my ankle because I was looking at some fine shrooms instead of concentrating on flaring out the landing. Parashrooming fool.

by earik August 26, 2023

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Parasex

To have chromosomes of a gender yet being of the opposite gender.

“She has a parasex and doctors don't exactly know what she is.”

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023

Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides

A species of a soldier fly

Starry: Dude, ew, it's a stupid nat!

Cara: Actually it's a Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides.

Starry: what.

by Starry!! December 27, 2023

parasitoid industry

Professionals such as Judges, lawyers, and court appointed Professional guardians who prey on the elderly and disabled for their own benefit not the wards benefit. A parasitiod insect is a preditor insect that once it attaches itself to the host it kills the host.

The attorney practices in the parasitoid industry where he petitions the court to deem the elderly incapacitated.

by MartiandCoz January 7, 2024

parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone that receives social security and or disability

there's Nick the parasitic parasite nurse made to the one legged lady
🦽

by kramallan February 20, 2024