A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
by Mejjk June 24, 2017
by Star Blaster April 29, 2016
The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009