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Don't name your friends. 

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!
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[Insert your name here] 

Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.
insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.

silence white name 

a response to a n00b who enters a discord server and begins asking stupid questions or shilling and self-promoting. easily depicted by the color of their username in the chat.
white name: Cramer said that GME is dead. Should I sell?
server member: Silence white name
silence white name by radrach23 January 30, 2022

What's the name of this song? 

Commenter 1: What's the name of this song?
Commenter 2: Youtube link to Darude - Sandstorm

What is Obama's last name 

Sadly the humanity will never know this or will we?
1st guy: Sup bro, hey do you know what is Obama's last name?
2nd guy: Yes its...Ohh shit

People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name 

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan?

I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan? We need money.

Definition made by : Syafinaz Binte Zainal

such like google docs and believe me!
I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan?