on the hook

to be responsible for something, owe money

When the Patriots did not cover the point spread in the Super Bowl, Dave was on the hook for $3000.

by Brian C February 15, 2005

hook ass bitch

A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.

This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.

Sara: Man Children of Bodom Kick Ass.
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)

by Badass Jim March 23, 2008

hockstra

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.

Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!

by jrocksta January 9, 2009

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

hook hook

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

by kaitii August 21, 2006

crypto-hooker

Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.

Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters

by daiglo May 5, 2006

Hooksnatch

Variation of calling someone a cunt. Slang for vagina in a deragatory way.

Berna told Stephanie to stop being a hooksnatch

by JuanSpankyIvan September 19, 2018