gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

by dbros December 29, 2006

Hard Hat

a helmet that people who work on construction sites wear, so shit doesnt fall on their head and kill them.

Mark: Holy shit Steve! Look out!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!

by Kast April 21, 2006

Sex hat

Synonym for condom.

We're definitely not having sex tonight because you don't have a sex hat. I only have safe sex.

by bostonclem May 14, 2011

old hat

Something so well known and established that its practice isn't anything novel or interesting.

Knock knock jokes are rather old hat nowadays.

Picking up girls at clubs is old hat for him.

by tehdang February 14, 2014

Slurpy Top Hat

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

grey hat

Someone who works on the computer, especially hacking that hacks into systems not to look for anomalies or to destroy a system. They're basically in there screwing around causing minor or no damage.

Kevin Mitnick

by silver bishop February 1, 2004

Fanny Hat

An exceedingly baggy fanny.

She's had so many kids, you could pop her on your head and wear her fanny as a hat. Fanny Hat.

by Helbel030 February 20, 2011