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Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020
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hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.
Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).
Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!
by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015
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hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu
by Sand Acres July 16, 2016
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 30, 2022
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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021
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