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McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
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Travis Scott Happy Meal®

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.
She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.
by SuperSonicHymenBreaker September 8, 2020
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Happy

Happy …

Wow I guess I was given a glimpse of a new dawn

Long ago

Not that I expected it could happen …

To be happy

What’s clear, is the fact that the two people this evolves around …

Isn’t just two people …

And the two people are crying out for .. each other perhaps …

Yet .. I bet you …

The entire world .. and the moon .. on a stick

Those 2 people are still happier …

Than the other fuckers … that decided to involve themselves ..

And still don’t take the hint ..

Not only outstay .. where they aren’t welcome ..

But refuse to accept ..

It’s really time ..

To fuck off

And leave us alone

Like permanently …
Happy … now unhappy would be a day where I decide to actually write a post .. I stopped myself writing, it’s called …

Brutal deluxe

And yes it will burn souls …

I have a critical eye … a moral high horse .. and most of all … empathy … what you give me .. I soak up .. dissect … and judge …

I wasn’t like this before ….

Test me …..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023
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Happy Camper

The term Happy Camper originates from the quote, "Not a Happy Camper".

It has been in use for over 20 years.

It's origins are similar to that of the term "Touron" which is a cross between a tourist and a moron. These terms began and are currently widely used in the resort industry and National Park Service.

It was in use as early as 1986 Yosemite National Park by employees of the Yosemite Park and Curry Company.
Laura was not a "Happy Camper' when a bear ate all her food.
by Amadscientist April 10, 2009
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Hairy Ocean

A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.
Man she is a hairy ocean.
by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003
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Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.
Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people
by West Side Massive July 7, 2014
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shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 12, 2007
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